The last time you left
it was forever - a week.
No one heard my snores.
|It's like they're engineers. Water engineers. Forget it. I give up. They're just normal kids. Sigh.|
|Sideways turns. Technically more difficult, but you'll get a higher score from the Czech judge.|
|It's important to make sweet surfing faces whilst doing this. Somewhere, someone is humming the theme to Hawaii 5-O right now. Oh, it's me. Whenever I hear the Theme to Hawaii 5-O, I always immediately think of Kojak. Because I wasn't allowed to watch either show. I was like 4 at the time. I then immediately think of Mannix, which I claimed to be my favorite show from age 3 to 9, even though every episode I'd ever watched was through the crack of my bedroom door. It came on at 9 o'clock, and that was bedtime in those parts.|
|Thumbs up for Mommy! (That's probably not what he was thinking at all. In reality he was thinking, "Mom, please do not put this on Facebook and tag me. I'm not wearing a shirt and all the little middle school girls will see it.") Don't worry, dude. It's not on Facebook. Not on Facebook at all.|
|15 Style Points.|