Hi. I'm Penne. It's pronounced like a coin, not a noodle.
I'm a normal-sized nearsighted female who makes observations regarding people and the world via corrective lenses. I used to be smaller. I have a cute husband (Big Dude Little Glasses) and two charming and good-looking sons. (Small Dudes No Glasses) I'm not quite sure how it worked out genetically, but they have perfect vision.
During the day, between the hours when I drive my spawn to and from school, music lessons, sports team practices, their friends' houses and home, I go to work. I am very fortunate to have a fun and stimulating job that I would quit in 14.2 seconds should I win the lottery. To avoid that, I don't buy tickets very often. I work for cool people that appreciate that I'm weird and I'm not just saying that because they read this, they don't. I don't think they do anyway.
I was a weird kid, too. With big glasses. I noticed a lot of stuff. Most of it, people wish I'd forget. Instead, I put it all on the internet.
Thanks for dropping by.