I'm totally going to get the Tag-alongs from a different little girl in front of a different grocery store now. Because of YOU.

Okay, well, yes I AM sorry that I slapped your daughter, but seriously? I just bought a CASE of Thin Mints from the little bitch. Does she really think I don't know that I can freeze them? When I just paid her for a year's supply? Okay, month supply. WHATEVER. Make her stop crying.