Q: Where is the laundry chute located?
A: In the upstairs hallway, directly behind the pile of your dirty clothes.
Q: You want a bowl of cereal, but when you look in the cabinet, there are no clean bowls. What do you do?
A: Eat directly from the box. Preferably in the living room. Laying on your back while watching MTV2.
Q: Two cute girls from school are standing on the front porch. They want to jump on the trampoline with you, but you've not picked up the dog poop in the backyard for two days. What do you do?
A: Who cares? You're watching MTV2 and eating cereal.
Q: You're returning to the living room after fetching another box of cereal. How can you determine exactly where you were laying before?
A: By the outline of your body made of cereal crumbs and the empty box.
Q: Where is your underwear drawer located?
A: Look in your room for a large piece of wooden furniture under a pile of electronics, empty cereal boxes and remote-controlled vehicles. Lift the stack of folded underwear and you'll find a pair of pajama pants. Lift the legs of the pajama pants and you'll see the top drawer. You'll know it is the right one if it is completely empty.