It's that time again...the most exciting day on the Internet!
Please remember to comment in haiku. The best comment I get will win a fabulous prize. Okay, not really. It will just be some kind words of praise on a blog with tens of readers. Oh, and I might send you some dryer sheets if I get around to it. (But not that kind with the little bear on it, he creeps me out.) Because this week's topic is....
LAUNDRY.
Forbidden words: Agitator, Lint Trap
Okay. Here's mine:
Polyester sock
Tumbling in the dryer's heat
Damn you, static cling.
Alrighty then. It's your turn.
Lather, rinse, repeat
ReplyDeleteWoops, wrong damn subject
Man I hate skidmarks!
Cha-ching! Score one more Penne!
There was an old man
ReplyDeletewho got tired of limericks
but hated Haiku
So why did he try
There is no laundry in limerick
That is an old man
Stinky socks mud on jeans
swoosh swirl splash slosh spin
ready to go again
So, we are not writers, o.k.?
Ten loads of laundry
ReplyDeleteDemand attention today
Can't they wear it twice?
Mountain on my bed
ReplyDeleteTomorrow I'll do bedsheets
This is just towels