Three reasons how it will be discovered that I had a secret affair with Jed Clampett 10 years ago.

1. The 9 year old son put a wooden dowel in the electric pencil sharpener to make an arrow.
2. For squirrel hunting.
3. He then proclaimed, “Wow, Mom! This thing is like an electric whittler! Check it out - my stick is as sharp as a pencil!”

I should probably ask for child support. I hear he's loaded.