You know how when you ditch school for like three weeks it is super hard to just show up in class again? You don't? Yeah, well, Quentin Tarantino does, so I'm not alone. Anyway - not posting on your blog for a few months is kind of like that. Only I probably won't turn into a famous movie director. Also, it's highly unlikely Playboy will ever interview me. But a girl can dream.
So I suppose I'll just start typing. Today and then tomorrow, and the next day. And then, all the fives of you who are nice and kind and tell me they enjoy reading my drivel will eventually forget the Great Dry Spell of Winter '09-'10. Sound good?
In the spirit of transparency, you should know that while I was away, I almost met a famous blogger, one of my children outgrew me and I made $75 writing about sandwiches.
Whew. That was easier than I thought it would be.
As long as you don't start whining about how you have nothing to write about I will keep reading. And even then, if you do it with humor, I will stick around.
ReplyDeleteWell, since you and I didn't almost meet, I'm kinda dying to know who it is you met? Thank God you're back.
ReplyDeleteI've already forgotten.
ReplyDeleteIt is what it is. Wait ... you met PEREZ HILTON?! And made him a sandwich for 75 dollars?
ReplyDeleteExcellent ...
You had me at ditching school...
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! You've been missed!
It's like Christmas came early this year! Or really late. Either way, so happy you're back.
ReplyDeleteYou are back!!!!!! OMG! It's about time. I was getting pretty effing lonely here in the blogosphere, posting every um, two weeks or so like I have been. Yay, yay, yay!!
ReplyDeleteYay!
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