Since it's labor day weekend, I'm now going to treat you to a minute-by-minute rundown of the two times I was actually in labor.*
Go grab yourself a big frosty Bloody Mary and get comfortable kids, this is going to be goddam riveting.
Not really. I'm going to go outside with a beer and a bulldog and pretend I have a union job.
Happy three days off in a row.
xoxo,
LGBG
PS - Exactly why do people write about that for the whole internet? Because, bluck.
I don't drink beer, but I do have a bulldog. I'm also a stay-at-home empty nester who acts like she has a union job every single day. Ha! I am always in the midst of contract negotiations with threats of a strike.
ReplyDeleteI'm offended! I HAVE a Union job!
ReplyDeleteThe Union of Crushing Ron's Ego...
Yeah!
ReplyDeleteNow Ive finished all of it. You are great. I wish you were my mom!
Im 35 btw! :))